45*21

Turn the heat off and step back
any device you may conjure will immediately appear
in the kitchen hot and soapy
or behind a crystalline mirror
and if packed too firmly, burst into flames
the head comes off easily and you may choose to roll it
add salt, but it is not necessary
wear a coat into the beer cooler when smoking joint
when using steam pressure be in higher altitude
don't look down, you are 2000 ft above sea level
tear the mask off and show your brawny face
the crowd claps excitedly
you now weigh 11 1/2 pounds
if you are not using a regular wooden board
no doubt you have flipped your lid
go to the nearest emergency room
show them how you can remove your head
if this gets laughs you've succeeded
flip a coin to decide your next bit of entertainment
split the cantaloupe with large kitchen knife
roll a slice vigorously under your tongue and sing