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I am not a bullshit artist
nor have I ever been
in the mirror of myriad assholes
sure! I got my dark secrets
and I look into them as much as possible
but I keep them hidden because they are so trivial
they would make anybody laugh
a dry cotton mouth I'm aching to yawn laugh
I'm not the ghastly vampire you take me for
when you see me walk into the room
and you know it
what's worse is you know how wrong you are
my poor alterboy confessions when making any nurse maid laugh
are there any nurse maids left?
if so send me one
I need to grow up all over again
with dry martini gasp
and Noel Coward saying something
in his melodious voice
that would make many women wither
at the sight of this ghost