Wednesday, October 6, 2010

45*21

Indians!
What do I care about Indians
Cowboys on the other hand
What do I care about cowboys
Desperation!
dark as an urban hell
If I have to listen to one more
bible inspired story
I'll begin to believe in Sasquatch
Now Sasquatch is something to care about
I saw Sasquatch with a divining rod
in a field next to some woods
I was high on my third joint
I had third eye syndrome
My pimples began to hurt
I rubbed my face with sandpaper hands
God appeared before me
He had just baked some raisin oatmeal cookies
He smiled at me with his gentle white beard
His apron said "GRANDMA LOVES CHILDREN
NOW GET IN THE WOODSHED AND BRING ME A SWITCH!

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